-It’s always strange to me when moms get up in arms because their parenting methods are being attacked. Not that it doesn’t happening, because it does. I’ve seen it,from all groups on the parenting spectrum, and I think it’s quite gross. It’s strange because….many of the moms that I “know” (follow on twitter) have no issues with “attacking” other parenting methods. So….I don’t get it. It’s ok for you to vocally
attack, demean, disagree with other parenting methods, but when it happens to you…..oh, ok. o_O Tons of blog posts, comments, tweets about how “disappointing” it was that Beyonce “only” breastfed for 10 weeks and *gasp, the horror* maybe only did it to lose weight, but when people say that a 3 year old is “too old” to be breastfeeding, it’s a problem? I’m really just trying to understand. I wish we could leave each other the hell alone about these parenting choices. Because that’s exactly what they are. Choices. That really? Aren’t gonna matter that much. I mean, my daughter is 2.5. I really doubt that the fact that I breastfed or wore her is gonna matter more in the grand scheme of things than talking to her about sex, or making sure she’s prepared for college. We haven’t even made it to the important shit yet! SO WHAT a 3 year old was breastfeeding. It’s so NOT a big deal! I doubt he’s going to need to nurse before and after his first job interview at 16, lmbo. You didn’t co-sleep with your daughter? I’m pretty sure that’s NOT one of she’s gonna hate you about as a teenager. Relax.
-Oh, another thing. Why is it ALWAYS the main perpetrators of “Mommy War” drama that are always crying about stopping said Mommy Wars. Girl, I saw you on twitter last week talking about how gross formula is / how baby wearing is for hippies / how letting your baby cry for even a minute is abuse / how cloth diapers are disgusting, etc etc. If you’re always talking about how you can’t stand drama, yet you’re always IN drama. It’s you, boo. Sorry to break the news.
-Speaking of twitter (and my blog, really), It’s been brought to my attention that I give off a persona of sweet, southern, innocence..even “perfect”……… LMBO!! I realize that in my efforts to remain PC on social media, I think I come across as one dimensional. I’ve actually been called fake by anonymous emailers in my comment form. That’s laughable as well. I don’t even have time to be fake, lmbo. I’ll own up to sweet and southern, but innocent, perfect? Absolutely not. I’m actually QUITE ratchet. Ask Krissy, lmbo. I’ve been known to leave a whole HEAP of shade in her inbox before she even wakes up in the morning. I’m not some prissy, perfectionist SAHM, with a spotless house, toddler, and husband. Far from it.
-I had more, but I’m tired now. Yes, it’s only 10am, I’ve only been up since 7am, but I’m tired. Fight me!