Woman to Inanimate Object

Dear Laundry, Thank you so much for being there for me.  Thank you, really, for needing an accessory called a laundry hamper, which may or may not come with a removable top.  It has really done me a great service by hiding itself under a pile of clothes,which it never should have been under, because…

Tuesdays Scare + 45 days left!

I’m convinced that my unborn child enjoys worrying me.  Which worries me.  Just imagine once she gets here!  Crawling at a furious pace toward that cracker that’s been under the couch since who-knows-when.  Hanging precariously from the edge of the couch.  Running at breakneck speed towards sharp corners and breakable objects.  Lavishing attention on outlets…

53 days to go!

How far along: 32 weeksNet weight gain: 14lbsMaternity clothes: Still making it work with what I have!Stretch marks: Still none!Belly button: I can’t remember what this isSleep: blahBaby movement: Amping herself up for arrivalFood cravings: spicy!Food aversions: Still nothing.What I miss: Not being pregnant, lolLooking forward to: seeing her chubby cheeks in person. Saw them…

Time Flies!

You’ve all heard that saying, right?  That “time flies when you’re having fun.”  Well no wonder it seems like these last months are taking their sweet little time to pass by!  I have not found pregnancy to be fun, or enjoyable.  There are only two things that have brought me joy thus far. –Feeling Izzy…

May Not Be an Artist

but……I think that this turned out really well! We planned it out in Photoshop first, (after spending an unholy amount of time trying to incorporate a hill that was supposed to look like it was coming from the crib, and ladybugs crawling all over the letters, and a whole lot of extra stuff that was…

31 weeks!

*sigh* Im so ready to meet this little ladybug. How far along: 31 weeksNet weight gain: 13 pounds, according to my Dr. He says I am the perfect patient!Maternity clothes: Still making it work with what I have!Stretch marks: Still none!Belly button: Almost nonexistentSleep: Still iffy!Baby movement: Having insane amounts of fun.Food cravings: a slight…